When I woke up this morning, I felt like I once did when I would wake up on Christmas morning and I would run down the stairs, nearly breaking my neck looking at all the presents. It’s here, it’s hear…Super Bowl Sunday with a sprinkle (no pun intended) of FBR OPEN! Today is the day I look forward to all year, more so than my birthday and Halloween combined. Today, if you live in the Phoenix area, is what a lot of guys call “their Valentines Day.” How do you beat a day at the most attended and craziest golf tournament on the PGA, and top it all off with the most watched American sporting event, the Super Bowl.
What makes today so special is not only is the golf tournament here, but so is the Super Bowl! No, I’m not going to the game and I don’t care. Super Bowl parties are the best anyways and I’m going to see the game with good friends on a TV the size of a wall. So here is my prediction to what I’m going to see during the day’s festivities:
I will see J.B. Holmes hold on to his lead and win his second FBR Open in three years.
I will see a lot drunken maniacs at the 16th hole for sure.
I will see so much neck-breaking hotness it won’t even be funny. Move over SoCal, the weather isn’t the only thing hotter in Phoenix.
I will see someone “accidentally” pick up a live ball and then drop it and act coy.
I will see about three people I know or have partied with. Good times. My friend will see 23 people she knows or has partied with.
I will absolutely see the lefty Phil Mickelson and I will hear for sure some “Phil” chants…and some “ASU”…and some other chants that I can’t repeat.
I will no doubt see the Buick towel give-a-way girl under the bridge on my way out.
I will see the garbage in the walkway this year. (Inside joke)
I will see a lot of golf claps at the 10th green and a lot more yells and cries over the hill at the dynamic 16th hole.
I will see someone slip and fall on their ass because of the slick grass, and it’s raining.
Later tonight watching the Super Bowl I will see Tom Brady head-butt his linemen.
I won’t see sleeves on Belichick’s sweatshirt.
I will see Phoenix’s own Jordin Sparks sing her heart out as she sings the National Anthem.
I will see a coin flip and I might bet on it too. Heads!
I will see Tom Petty’s halftime show…no, probably not, because I never watch the halftime show. Dammit Janet!
I will see the Patriots win and go down as the best football team ever and it pains me to say that.
I will see lots of touchdowns, because it’s raining in Phoenix and the roof of the stadium will be closed.
I will see lots and lots of new and very expensive commercials that can sometimes be better than the game.
I will see 20 Bud Light and Pepsi commercials.
I will go on the internet and see the Go Daddy commercial with Scottsdale’s very own Danica Patrick on a Scottsdale based company’s ad. All this because of a beaver?
I will see some beers handed to me throughout the day and after the game I will see the back of my eyelids.
I hope you enjoy your day as much as I will. Good night, and wish me luck.
